11 answers to 11 songs...

1. Travis
Q: Why does it always rain on me?
A: Because you live under a fucking cloud, mate.

2. Oasis
Q: D'you know what I mean?
A: I knew what you meant on Definitely Maybe. Now I'm just bored.

3. Elvis Costello
Q: What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?
A: Nothing, I was laughing at your glasses. Specky twat.

4. Van Morrison
Q: Who was that masked man?
A: No idea, but I'm guessing some sort of rapist.

5. The Strokes
Q: Is this it?
A: Pretty much. A couple of mediocre follow up albums and the odd ill-advised solo project but basically, yes, it's all downhill from here.

6. The Waterboys
Q: When will we be married?
A: Oh, for Christ's sake, not this again.

7. Blink 182
Q: What's my age again?
A: Definitely old enough to know better. And stop wearing those stupid trousers.

8. Grateful Dead
Q: What's become of the baby?
A: What ba-? Oh... shit.

9. Creedence Clearwater Revival
Q: Who'll stop the rain?
A: Maybe we can if we all think really hard.

10. The Libertines
Q: What became of the likely lads?
A: They broke up, formed two equally awful new bands, got screwed on coke, drink and smack, went to prison a few times, shagged the occasional supermodel and then had a competition to see who could piss away their talent the quickest.

11. Band Aid
Q: Do they know it's Christmas?
A: They sure as fuck know it ain't Thanksgiving.